Charles DeMar's Eggnog with Lighter Fluid - Unisex T-Shirt rhode island red-striped tail feathers

red-striped tail feathers

set against green palm frond splashes with a small tiki figure below

generation after generation

"You've always been here" is just Lloyd reminding you the tab was never yours to close

all rendered with weathered texture throughout

Charles DeMar's Eggnog with Lighter Fluid - Unisex T-Shirt rhode island red-striped tail feathersCharles De Mar's eggnog recipe lists lighter fluid as the key ingredient, and honestly, nobody at that party questioned it. A family tradition built on flammable beverages and zero accountability. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Red script text reads "DeMan's" above white text reading "HOLIDAY EGGNOG" on a distressed turquoise label with snow covered edges. A cartoon figure in a top hat and formal suit stands above white cursive reading "A