Gonna Have to Mullet Over - Unisex T-Shirt malibu White block text reads "GET

White block text reads "GET IT AT" above pink neon-style cursive reading "Porky's

Distressed white serif text reading "BIG CHIEF" arcs across a black outer ring

the surf report comes with napalm

The Dunes Hotel and Casino

Arched white serif text reads "GARY SAND FLEAS" above a golden-tan cartoon sand flea mascot wearing a baseball cap

Gonna Have to Mullet Over - Unisex T-Shirt malibu White block text reads "GETMullets require the exact same thought process as face tattoos, just applied six inches further back. The front says "I'm a professional," and the back says the deliberation ended somewhere around beer four. The Details: Arched distressed blue text reads "HMMMM NOT SURE" above a blue silhouette profile of a man's head facing left, depicting a prominent mullet hairstyle with weathered texture. Bold blue serif text below reads "GONNA HAVE TO MULLET