Lo Pan's Sorcery Academy - Long Sleeve T-Shirt lit with curved distressed blue text

with curved distressed blue text reading "CHIPPIES" arched across the top

but this one genuinely belonged to them

Carving four guys into a mountain and not giving them drinks was always the real oversight

Black script text reads "Allentown" above large black cursive text reading "Peanuts

where every item sounds like either a misdemeanor or something sold from a tent in Missouri

Lo Pan's Sorcery Academy - Long Sleeve T-Shirt lit with curved distressed blue textEnrollment at a two thousand year old sorcery academy means twelve semesters on green eyed bride acquisition and a mandatory elective in looking terrifying while Thunder does the heavy lifting. Lo Pan's curriculum is mostly monologues and lightning fingers. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: A high contrast posterized illustration depicts Lo Pan in an ornate headdress, arms outstretched with long gnarled fingernails, surrounded by