Kenny Powers - La Flama Blanca - Women's T-Shirt pee-wee Distressed white script text reads

Distressed white script text reads "Dogs" at the top

Yellow horizontal lines frame distressed white block text reading "TRAIN TO CRACK SKULLS" below

Gruber's slow-motion swan dive off Nakatomi Plaza is the only tree-topping moment the season needs

and it only takes him fifty years to realize trees leave

A digital illustration of Falkor the Luck Dragon depicts a white and light blue body with floppy ears

Kenny Powers - La Flama Blanca - Women's T-Shirt pee-wee Distressed white script text readsNaming yourself La Flama Blanca while speaking zero Spanish is exactly the branding move only a man with his own fireworks budget would attempt. Fleeing to Mexico and insisting on a bald eagle backdrop proves the delusion never rests. Inspired by Eastbound & Down. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Kenny Powers in a green "Charros" jersey and green cap with a white "C," flanked by red, white, and blue fireworks, with a bald eagle head