Sobchak Security - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL A small green zigzag accent

A small green zigzag accent sits below

clean white sans-serif text reads "I Like" and "Piña Coladas" stacked on two lines

Celebrating a successful bowel movement with the enthusiasm of a stick figure who just won the decathlon suggests the bar for personal victory has never been lower

matching distressed white text reads "THEN HE'S GONNA KILL US

Santa's arm throwing devil horns is the only honest holiday card

Sobchak Security - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL A small green zigzag accentSobchak Security offers peace of mind six days a week because Shomer Shabbos is non negotiable, even during active burglaries. Every consultation includes a complimentary lecture about Vietnam. Inspired by The Big Lebowski. The Details: A cartoon portrait of Walter Sobchak in yellow tinted aviator sunglasses and an olive vest, holding a raised handgun, sits at the top. Distressed yellow block text below reads "SOBCHAK SECURITY" followed by white serif